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In his debut book, A Love for Lavender Dragons, Muth takes great pleasure in skewering some of our sacred icons. With rapier wit and cunning metaphor, he targets everything from online dating to diet soda to staff retreats to hands-free bathrooms (A flush tells me I’ve peed enough) to a recent lover (She lies with her back to me / red hair loose / like a vanilla scented hemorrhage). Faced with one rejection after another, Muth never gives up on finding that perfect love. As reader, you’re relieved he’s extricated himself from the latest relationship in one piece. Muth turns the ordinary inside out and does it with such wicked glee you don’t want the book to end.
Nancy Scott, author of Running Down Broken Cement
Poet and critic Matthew Rohrer says, “There’s a kind of humor that is bigger than a giggle, bigger than a laugh.” This larger humor abounds in John Muth’s A Love for Lavender Dragons. We laugh when Muth’s yoga teacher leaves her students in the Downward Dog Pose while she has an acrimonious cell-phone conversation with her husband, but his satire and irony also makes us recognize the pain caused by the tech-addicted. We laugh when Muth’s narrator thinks during a nervous date, “If you can stand the garlic on my breath / we might be ok until breakfast,” but we recognize the loneliness that impels him to keep attempting relationships with “lavender dragons.” “Too bad our love,” he moans, “was never as good as the sex.” Certainly, these deft poems leave Muth readers laughing at and pondering love and life in the 21st century.
Lois Marie Harrod, Fragments from the Biography or Nemesis and How Marlene Mae Longs for the Truth
The scarred protagonist of Muth’s collection, is a 40-something educator whose skirmishes in the singles bar arena have left him pitilessly out-gunned by the sorriest collection of tough-broad floozies—all, it seems, using his façade as their own personal dartboard. Whatever romantic notions he may once have held have dissipated in the wake of wenches whose “touch is a branding iron,” whose eyes “flash...twin stilettos,” whose kisses leave “a hint of rock salt and amaretto.” From the boardroom to the barroom we view the vulnerability of the post-modern middle-aged man on the make in images so perfectly timed in their staccato delivery we smile in spite of the pain.
Sharon Olson

A Love for Lavender Dragons John David Muth 9780692644805 Books

Delightful page turner. I laughed in spite of the sometimes painful truths. Life and love in poetry. Written with finesse, humor, and more than a dash of sarcasm. I'm looking forward to more from this author. A wonderful gift for a friend or lover - potential or past...

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  • Paperback 74 pages
  • Publisher Aldrich Press (March 13, 2016)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10 0692644806

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Such a great read, a definite must...enjoyed the sarcasm with every page. Keep those creative juices flowing, I look forward to the next!
So many of us can relate to the disappointments we face in a relationship, and the struggle to succeed in love and life. John made you realize in a poetic, humorous, and sometimes pensive manner, you are not alone in your search for absolute happiness, and you will survive for the next challenge....his honesty is refreshing!
I love the title so I couldn't resist the read and I was not disappointed. It was real, to the point but still left something to the imagination. It made you think, it made you laugh, it made you cry. It was a mixture of life. It was worth the wait JD
Great read...funny, sad, and so true. You will enjoy.
I thoroughly enjoyed this book. I found it very intriguing and I couldn't put it down until I was finished. I highly recommend this book.
John use of sarcasm in relating loves lost is delightful. He proves that there is life after the Heartbreak Hotel. His sarcastic wit gives the proverbial raspberry to those who probably deserved it. I hope they all received a copy.
“A Love for Lavender Dragons” gives an intimate insight into today’s technology obsessed world of searching for love and career in 21st century midlife. John’s candor and wit will bring a tear to your eye, and a smile to your face. Can’t wait to see what he does next!
Delightful page turner. I laughed in spite of the sometimes painful truths. Life and love in poetry. Written with finesse, humor, and more than a dash of sarcasm. I'm looking forward to more from this author. A wonderful gift for a friend or lover - potential or past...
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